Tumblr (3.0; @saraberke)http://saraberke.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uv9vaGh21qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085389634http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085389634Wed, 30 May 2012 17:49:07 -0400lucyi love lucy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uv8zqN9R1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085351094http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085351094Wed, 30 May 2012 17:48:35 -0400fashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uv8ir11C1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085331408http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/24085331408Wed, 30 May 2012 17:48:18 -0400hair<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rjpr2L9L1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974437295http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974437295Mon, 28 May 2012 22:46:39 -0400women<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rjownKhH1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974403591http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974403591Mon, 28 May 2012 22:46:08 -0400yolo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rjoeMf2Y1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974382148http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974382148Mon, 28 May 2012 22:45:50 -0400clouddream<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rjnpLAbR1qkfq9ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974355535http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974355535Mon, 28 May 2012 22:45:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r29ypS8E1qb3fy8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974287768http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23974287768Mon, 28 May 2012 22:44:23 -0400Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?<br /> Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!<br /> Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.<br /> Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.<br /> Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.<br /> Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.<br /> Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.<br /> Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."<br /> Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.<br /> Zooey Deschanel: *dances*<br /> Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.<br /> <br /> <br /> http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23636445213http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23636445213Wed, 23 May 2012 19:28:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4evj6OwUE1qfy2kdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23628721400http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23628721400Wed, 23 May 2012 17:32:50 -0400lol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c1qkioIG1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425279123http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425279123Sun, 20 May 2012 13:54:20 -0400fashion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c1pwn1MA1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425253211http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425253211Sun, 20 May 2012 13:53:56 -0400shoes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c1paoxNZ1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425231440http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23425231440Sun, 20 May 2012 13:53:34 -0400fashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b2kfE9Eo1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23397519231http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23397519231Sun, 20 May 2012 01:14:39 -0400fashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b2ioIQuQ1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23397472012http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23397472012Sun, 20 May 2012 01:13:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m491evl0Zh1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23327993033http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23327993033Fri, 18 May 2012 22:54:31 -0400ecard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43237dxqJ1qkfq9ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23122607804http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/23122607804Tue, 15 May 2012 17:23:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tdviCk5v1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782597067http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782597067Thu, 10 May 2012 12:02:06 -0400change<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tdtu4gBG1qkfq9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782542076http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782542076Thu, 10 May 2012 12:01:06 -0400fashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tdsfd3B61qkfq9ko1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782511244http://saraberke.tumblr.com/post/22782511244Thu, 10 May 2012 12:00:15 -0400furniture